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Trudie Styler DVDs, Flights and More Sick Bags Please

Posted by keith on October 1st, 2009

Do you have a beautiful Tuscan mansion? And another in New York, southern England, the Caribbean and probably all sorts of other places? And do you fly on a regular basis between them, and anywhere else that takes your fancy…in private jets…and helicoptors? And do you have personal chefs, masseurs, lifestyle advisors, gardeners and houshold maids? And have you had a Hilarious.Run.In with a Guardian journalist that more people need to see, just for the entertainment value? And do you promote healthy, sustainable living and tell people to save the rainforest?

Hi Trudie!

Love the moves…

Now, one video alone is never enough to move the contents of your stomach upwards, forcefully opposing the laws of gravity to emerge in a chunky stream of meal remainders. What we need is a proper emetic, in the form of this press release from Marissa at Trudie’s PR agency, Krupp:

GAIAM AND TRUDIE STYLER CREATE DVDS IN TUSCANY

Trudie Styler and Celebrity Trainer James D’Silva to Star in

Series of Mind Body Fitness DVDs

NEW YORK, NY – Gaiam, Inc., the leading distributor of lifestyle media and fitness accessories, today announced that it will produce a series of mind body fitness DVDs with Trudie Styler, the actress, producer, and environmental campaigner.

She will be joined in DVD workouts that combine elements of yoga, Pilates and ballet with traditional exercises by celebrity fitness trainer James D’Silva, who trained as a ballet dancer in his native Goa. He specializes in workout regimes to increase flexibility, strengthen and tone muscles, and improve posture.

The programs are filmed on location at Il Palagio, the Tuscan villa Styler shares with her husband Sting, and will feature music from Sting’s #1 classical album of 2006, “Songs From the Labyrinth,” plus extensive bonus material.

The first two DVDs will launch in October 2009, the third in December 2009, and two more DVDs and Myofascial Release kit in 2010. Each DVD will reflect elements of Styler and Sting’s philosophy on eco-friendly living.

“Trudie Styler embodies Gaiam’s lifestyle message of good health, wellness, and sustainability,” said Lynn Powers, CEO of Gaiam, Inc. “Her dedication to a personal lifestyle that focuses on health, the environment and social responsibility serves as an example for all.”

Trudie Styler said, “I have enjoyed yoga, Pilates and dance over the years and I certainly feel I have benefited from the integrated mind body experience they offer. It’s exciting that through Gaiam, James D’Silva and I are able to introduce these routines to others. I hope they will derive as much pleasure and benefit from them as I have done.”

The DVDs will feature Styler and D’Silva performing various mind body fitness routines, in the setting of the Il Palagio estate in Tuscany. They will also contain interviews with Styler, Sting and D’Silva covering thoughts on the environment, music and several of Sting’s songs.

“These new DVDs will combine fitness, aesthetics, and artistry designed to enhance the spirit of the workouts,” said Gaiam President of Entertainment and World Wide Distribution, William S. Sondheim. “Additional bonus segments will give viewers a glimpse at how Trudie and Sting have personally dedicated themselves to inspirational practices and green living.”

Bonus material will include a tour of Il Palagio’s kitchen and gardens. More than 70% of the food at Il Palagio comes from the estate itself, including products that are sold to the public such as honey, olive oil, fruit, vegetables, Tuscan salami and, coming in 2010, wine. Additionally, there is a behind-the-scenes look at how Il Palagio uses the surrounding land to create a self-sustaining and eco-friendly house that runs on bio fuels. And lastly, a lifestyle piece about organic wine production, the conversion of estate lands into biodynamic vineyards, and the story behind Sister Moon, the couple’s organic wine label.

You want them, don’t you? All of them.

Strangely, my reaction to this slightly misdirected press release was not over-effusive, sycophantic congratulations and a promise to promote the DVDs all over my blogs. I thought this would be more appropriate:

Hi [name withheld to protect the innocent]

To be honest I would rather eat my own hand than watch flying-addict Trudie, she of the 4 or 5 homes (I lose count), tell everyone how to live in a sustainable way on only $10m per year, while delightfully pirouetting to Sting’s self-obsessed ballads.

Thanks for asking, though.

Keith

To give her some credit, she is probably just as pissed off with sending this banal crap out as I am with receiving it. Her response was perfect:

So you’re passing? Just kidding. Thanks for letting me know and have an awesome weekend :-)

:-D

7 Responses to “Trudie Styler DVDs, Flights and More Sick Bags Please”

  1. David Says:

    Amen.

  2. Annie Youknowwho Says:

    The sad thing is, the first time I saw that video I was nauseated.
    The second time, I wanted to buy it.
    I too can be a Warrior Woman!

    ps I wonder if their Italian villa running on biofuels is a typo, that they actually mean biomass, not that the rest of their lifestyle is not hypocritical and excruciating….

    George is next to me and says “I have been kissed by Trudi many times.”

  3. keith Says:

    Hi Annie

    As with most excruciating things, they are also strangely compelling…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlnbmZK7GxU

    I think if I was kissed by Trudie I would run to the Police (sorry, terrible joke).

    K

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  5. Oh dear Says:

    Oh dearie dearie dearie me, Trudi brings shame to upper middle class twits lacking in personality and any kind of depth to their characters the world over .

  6. Give me a break Says:

    Just finished watching “Crude” the documentary about Amazonian Equador’s contamination of oil -by supposedly – Chevron. Trudy – looking ever so lovely and well kempt made a visit as ambassador of her foundation – the Rainforest Organization.

    Trudy – get thine self on a plane now and visit Louisiana. This DISASTER was caused by BRITISH PETROLEUM not the evi IMPERIALIST’s the USA. Get off your liberal leftie soap box and stop having tea with socialist dicators.

    You are a disgusting fraud.

  7. keith Says:

    Not sure what your point is, GMAB – BP were running the show for Deepwater; fancy a guess at how many other companies (mainly US ones) are cutting corners in the same part of the world? They are all as bad as each other – and the root cause is the desire to make money and accrue wealth; a deadly addiction. Anyone who fills their fuel tank up without feeling any guilt is as bad as Tony Hayward.

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