Showerhead Saves The World!
Posted by keith on July 7th, 2009
Well, I don’t know what to say. It’s clearly time for us all to stop worrying; I shall certainly be closing down my blogs and pulping all unsold copies of my book — in fact I’m going to fly round the world and dig a few million tons of coal out of the ground, and destroy the odd rainforest when I pop over to Brazil to check on my massive, methane-farting herds.
Why the big change?
Because there is a new showerhead for sale — that’s why!
Hi Keith,
Many Americans are changing their lifestyle habits in an attempt to become more eco-friendly, but “going green” does not mean giving up all of your earthly possessions and moving into a biodegradable shack made of clay and bales of hay. Making an effort to make a difference is as easy and simple as buying a new showerhead. Showertek, Inc., a Napa Valley-based company, has a new product available at all local Costco and Wal-Mart stores, which allows users to conserve water and control the water pressure depending on their personal needs. The Green Choice showerhead can even save customers up to $250 on their water bill each year.
Would you be interested in learning more or trying out the new product?
Please let me know!
Halie Jespersen
SS|PR
847.415.9301
hjespersen@sspr.com
You can imagine my excitement; I wrote back straight away…
Really? So your showerhead will save the world will it? Guess I can start driving, flying, eating meat and buying loads of crap from WalMart if I buy your new showerhead then.
Great, problem solved!
Keith
Strangely, he hasn’t got back to me yet – I guess the company must be preparing for their imminent Nobel Peace Prize.